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Neverending Jobstopper

A tattoo or other distinctive form of body art that is openly visible in situations where such exhibitions are not considered professionally acceptable, such as promotion boards, interviews and the command sergeant majors office.
That Soldier would be the NCO of the year if he didn't have that neverending jobstopper on his neck.
by Doctrine Man, Jr. October 27, 2011
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neverending beard of jesus himself

1.) Pot. Weed.
2.) The beard our savior wore.
J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...
by Polish Sausage July 20, 2008
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neverending game

When you click on the wrong link on a website and you get a pop up ad. Then, when you try to close it, more pop up and create a neverending task of closing pop up ads.
I accidentally clicked on an ad and got stuck playing the neverending game 'till my computer crashed.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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Neverending Screw

A kind of mindgame you can play on someone when they do you dirty, when you want to mess with them, or just for fun.
It can make them feel guilty for something they didn't do, overthink, make them question their reality, and/or completely screw their mental. And the best part is... it'll keep replaying itself in their mind over and over and over again.
My ex cheated on me and then tried to accuse me of cheating! I'm definitely going to pull a neverending screw on them and run circles around them.

"She really put me through a neverending screw, I think I need therapy now."
by spiritualhorror August 27, 2023
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The Neverending Story

One of the best novels ever written.

It was written in German by Michael Ende, first published in 1979, and adapted into a movie in 1984.
Gary: I remember seeing "The Neverending Story" when I

was a child. It completely blew my mind! I always

dreamed of going to Fantasia...

John: That trash is a disgrace! Once you have read the

book you will never be the same again. And by the

way, fuckwit, it's Fantastica, not Fantasia!
by Fantastica February 27, 2010
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The Neverending Story

A 1984 movie about a kid named Bastian that, after being chased by bullies, runs into a book store and steals a book entitled "The Neverending Story". He becomes immersed in the book, and starts thinking and feeling the same things as the book's main character, Atreyu. In the book, a terrible swarm of 'nothingness' is taking over -- destroying the world and leaving a big empty space. Atreyu is sent to find a cure for this 'nothing' to save the Childlike Empress. In the end, however, it is only Bastian that can save the world inside The Neverending Story.
by Ari-Len September 4, 2005
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