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nevell

To solve all your problems by either staring into space, talking to yourself until the questioner goes away, making water dripping sounds, or a combination of all of them. It never works and you only cause more trouble and everyone assumes you are retarded, but it keeps you from having to deal with day to day problems.
Ernie: Hey Dana, i need this report by...

Dana: *poink* dah, dum dah....

Ernie: Don't be a nevell, man! I need this!

Dana: How many marshmallows are on the ceiling? Dah dah dah...

Ernie: Fuck it. I'll get someone else to do it, you nevelling son of a bitch..
by The Wilson Effect August 23, 2008
mugGet the nevellmug.

Fwevel The Nevel

To stimulate the phallus in any way.
I gave this wench a handful of quavers for her to fwevel the nevel.
by I’m Usain Bolt April 27, 2021
mugGet the Fwevel The Nevelmug.

Nevel Napalm

To ejaculate while spinning your nevel like it’s an attack helicopter.
I performed the nevel napalm move on this bint.
by Poo wee wee poo April 30, 2021
mugGet the Nevel Napalmmug.

Nevel Longbottomed

When an unattractive pre teen goes through puberty and becomes a sexy beast.
Taylor: Is that Rob?

Kristen: Yeah.

Taylor: Wasn't he kinda ugly?
Kristen: Yeah, he totally got Nevel Longbottomed.
by Purplepumpkin July 13, 2015
mugGet the Nevel Longbottomedmug.

Nevel Napalm

To ejaculate whilst spinning your nevel like it’s an attack helicopter.
I performed the nevel napalm move on this bitch.
by Poo wee wee poo April 30, 2021
mugGet the Nevel Napalmmug.

harrison nevel

stupid youtuber who buys overpriced things and thinks he's cool.
"you are stupider than harrison nevel."
by mrboylikestowearamonicle November 1, 2019
mugGet the harrison nevelmug.

nevelle

Nevelle is a True friend. She will listen to you and be there for you. She easily gets annoyed. If someone is says “I’m brunette” and the person is blond, Nevelle will leave ya! because she hate those kind of people lmfao. Nevelle hate fake friends :) And Nevelle is Satan she’s evil I swear. NEVELLE ARE HOT Every people that has a name like Nevelle are hot very hot ;). NEVELLE IS PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL she’s just perfect. She can kill someone if they’re irritating her lmao
“Nevelle Nevelle is a bitch dun dun”
*and the person is dead*
(So never say something to Nevelle)
by lil apple October 14, 2017
mugGet the nevellemug.

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