nessasphatty

nessasphatty is a girl who loves kayleigh yes and she is a bottom obviously and also loves kate and sometimes loves to be a bottom because that is all she is

kate: is that nessasphatty?
kayleigh: oh yes my girlfriend!

by Mr.Virga February 23, 2022

Newscasting

When a person talks to you about every single thing they are doing in their day or that moment.

Jerry, I love spending time with you, but your newscasting is getting annoying!

by Anon2932 January 15, 2024

completely newscasted

Obscure British slang for extremely drunk; one step above "absolutely plastered"

from "Not the Nine O'Clock News", referencing Reginald Bosanquet

How's Liam?
Completely newscasted, mate

by SpannerLive April 18, 2023