Neil patrick harris 

The hottest male to walk the eath. too bad he is gay, he could easily steal your wife. and your family . male or female.

neil patrick harris .. dayum

Neil patrick harris by Secretlybatman February 20, 2015

Neil Patrick Harris'ed 

When a gay couple has twins and they are genetically the father of one child each

Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.

Neil Patrick Harris'ed by teddybear+mermaid June 19, 2014

NPH (Neil Patrick Harris) 

The only man in the world that can sparkle and still be sexy, talented, funny, and have people flock around him. In other words, the exact opposite of the pansy ass known as "Edward Cullen". A sheer god among mortals.

NPH (Neil Patrick Harris) presented at the Academy Awards wearing a sparkling tux and STILL looking fantastic and like a true star.

NPH (Neil Patrick Harris) by JadedPromises March 8, 2010

Neil Patrick Harrisexual

Attracted exclusively to women and Neil Patrick Harris. Common among males who mistakenly identify as completely heterosexual.

Man: I'm straight, but that Dr. Horrible is fine.

Person: You're not straight. You're Neil Patrick Harrisexual.

Neil Patrick Harrisexual by a homosexual male March 30, 2011