Urban Definition:
A nigga with a big jimmy.
Medical Definition:
A term coined in 1991 after a group of scientists at Duke University in North Carolina studied the individual named Matthew Neely and determined that his penis was the largest penis in the world that could achieve natural erection. The penis measured 42.5 cm in length (in 1991). The truly remarkable aspect of Mr. Neely's anatomy, however, is not his extraordinary penis, but, his larger bones containing dense quantities of bone marrow, aiding in superior blood production. In addition, his veins, arteries, and capillaries are approximately .05% larger than the average human. A larger heart allows for increased blood flow.
Mr. Neely currently resides in Cullowhee, North Carolina and is attending Western Carolina University, and has a major in Hospitality and Recreations.
It is rumored that Ripley's Believe It or Not has offered Mr. Neely two million dollars for the rights to display his penis after his death.
A nigga with a big jimmy.
Medical Definition:
A term coined in 1991 after a group of scientists at Duke University in North Carolina studied the individual named Matthew Neely and determined that his penis was the largest penis in the world that could achieve natural erection. The penis measured 42.5 cm in length (in 1991). The truly remarkable aspect of Mr. Neely's anatomy, however, is not his extraordinary penis, but, his larger bones containing dense quantities of bone marrow, aiding in superior blood production. In addition, his veins, arteries, and capillaries are approximately .05% larger than the average human. A larger heart allows for increased blood flow.
Mr. Neely currently resides in Cullowhee, North Carolina and is attending Western Carolina University, and has a major in Hospitality and Recreations.
It is rumored that Ripley's Believe It or Not has offered Mr. Neely two million dollars for the rights to display his penis after his death.
Inquiring male: How the fuck is Matt in and up with all dees bitches?
Friend: Shit, dat nigga got Neely Syndrom. He molly wops bitches to death wit dat thing!
2nd Friend: I heard dat nigga's dick is so long, his cum breaks the sound barrier and shit.
Inquiring male: Negros... you all trippin. Crazy niggas in here.
Friend: Shit, dat nigga got Neely Syndrom. He molly wops bitches to death wit dat thing!
2nd Friend: I heard dat nigga's dick is so long, his cum breaks the sound barrier and shit.
Inquiring male: Negros... you all trippin. Crazy niggas in here.
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Often associated with grizzly bears with human form, extremly boisterous. they like to mate with the toughest of the opposite sex, finding that weight is of key value as it increases there arousal at the thought that there offspring will be big and strong, however in some cases the neely weely seeks fiesty mates as they believe that their offspring will be fearful. The neely weely may appear all comfy and cuddly but beware they are not as hugable as you may believe, A neely weely also has a large foot fetish in which they can arouse and amuse themselves for hours. The neely weely also has a very high sex drive and you would often find that they talk about sex non stop.
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He graduated from Berklee's in 2009 and earned his MM in Jazz Composition in 2012. He is currently assigned to ASCAP and makes up half of the duo Sungazer, who recently went on a tour with Shubh Saran.
This YouTuber is known for bringing memes out of music, playing the lick for five hours straight and teaching how to use 7/11 polyrhythms. He also wants to play Satie's Vexations, which is normally repeated around 840 times.
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He graduated from Berklee's in 2009 and earned his MM in Jazz Composition in 2012. He is currently assigned to ASCAP and makes up half of the duo Sungazer, who recently went on a tour with Shubh Saran.
This YouTuber is known for bringing memes out of music, playing the lick for five hours straight and teaching how to use 7/11 polyrhythms. He also wants to play Satie's Vexations, which is normally repeated around 840 times.
I think he's kinda cute too. (adam i love you pls notice me)
Hey everybody, my name is Adam Neely, and I'm here answering all of your questions about BASS and music in general. So, let's get started.
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