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When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.
That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.
by t. tease January 25, 2013
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Necrotic air biscuit

gas that has built up behind methamphetamine turd for quite some time then a little bit escapes and it smells foul like that of something that has just died.
I went to push out a turd but all that came out was a necrotic air biscuit boy that was foul
by Taintskin September 5, 2017
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auto necrotic asphyxiation

This is when death occurs to an individual who is attempting auto erotic asphyxiation. Often the individual, with a rope or chain around his or her neck, loses consciousness and is strangled to death.
Did you hear about Stan? He was found dead in the closet with a rope around his neck and genitals. I guess it was a case of auto necrotic asphyxiation. At least he went out happy!
by grovemeister March 13, 2011
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Necrotic Grip

When you dig a bitch out of the grave to get a hand job.
Guy #1: "Bro I just got a Necrotic Grip last night"
Guy #2: "You make sure to re-bury her?"
by HE HE HA HA September 28, 2021
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Necrotic Massage

Unlike an erotic massage that’s fun and sensual, a necrotic message is when Heather gets spanked so bad in foosball her body starts to eat itself in shame. An arm is usually amputated.
Jackson gave heather a necrotic massage at dog bar last night. She still hasn’t recovered.
by Jterp June 6, 2025
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necrotizing bumpititis

A play on the popular term "necrobump," it is the act of commenting or liking a dormant post on a forum, Facebook, etc to bring it to the top of the forum list. Often a tactic of trolls attempting to control a forum..
Wow look at the photo Andrew just liked on Facebook, it's from 2007! He must have a serious case of necrotizing bumpititis..
by the_Domski February 22, 2014
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