Neapolitan

An unfortunate situation in which someone suffers from a pink sock shortly after receiving anal bleaching. Named after the popular Neapolitan ice cream because of the white, brown, pink colour trend that would occur in such a circumstance.

"Dude, I wasted a hundred bucks on that anal bleaching. I had a wild night and ended up getting a pink sock and now my ass looks like a god damn tub of Neapolitan ice cream."

by thestarfish November 7, 2012

Neapolitan

When you've had a big weekend of anal sex and and as a result your turd resembles neapolitan ice cream - the brown of the faeces, the red of the blood and the white of the semen.

Mad Dog really worked me over last night in cellblock H. I just dropped a big neapolitan in the latrine.

by Dawso35 May 14, 2008

Neapolitan

When a women receives a multi-racial triple penetration from an African American, Hispanic, and Caucasian man simultaneously. IE: Mouth, Anus, Vagina.

"Dude! I heard Laurie had a Neapolitan last week with Tyrone, Jose, and John. Ho fo sho!"

"I just had my first Neapolitan. I am stuffed!"

by LittleDickMrMerch October 21, 2014

Neapolitan

1. Person from Naples, Italy
2. Thief
3. Thief from Naples, Italy

That neapolitan piece of shit rode up on his rusty old Vespa, sold me a kick-ass puta-madre new mobile phone, rode off and the piece of shit had substituted it for a lump of plastic.

I hate that Camora Napoli shit.

by Too-Long-In-Italy August 29, 2009

neapolitan

As the girl is giving head to the male, he "prepares" by chewing a box of smarties, or M&M's. Then, he pulls out and gizzes on her face. He then spits the chewed smarties on her face. And finishes off by donkey punching the girls nose in order for it to bleed. This mixture of chocolate, cum, and blood mix together to ressemble a neapolitan ice-cream!

The other day, Kayla received a neapolitan from her boyfriend... it wasnt pretty.

by Karren, a.k.a. AngryNinja November 18, 2006

Neapolitan

when a bitch sucks your dick after u fucked her bloody arse.

"i wonder why i taste cum, blood and shit." - Oprah

by Hairy Nuts December 30, 2003

neapolitan

A mixture of ecstasy (pink), heroin (brown), and cocaine (white) in a single line designed to fuck the brains out of any individual brave or stupid enough to undergo such an endeavor.

Named after its resemblance to the famous ice-cream flavor.

A: Yo bro, down to get fucked tonight?
B: Yeah, I'm thinking of bumping a neapolitan.

A: Holy fuck fam!

by inundated March 25, 2018