Narwhalling

The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.

I got fired today.

Why?

My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.

What....?

I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.

by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011

Narralingus

Meaning narrow minded.

You are so Narralingus.

by Narralingui October 25, 2017

Narwalling

When you strap a dildo to your forehead and shove it in an anus or vagina while eating out the opposite area at the same time. This can be a heterosexual or homosexual thing.

Sally can't wait to narwal tommy tonight. Or..... Misty and Elizabeth really enjoy narwalling.

by Fit em January 15, 2019

narwhalioops

when narcissistic behavior causes a group of narwhals (a blessing) to become slow loris like.

yo dawg much love but you gunn give a homie that narwhalioops or some sh*t.

by aBelugasGem September 10, 2023