Hym bump

The bump you get in subscriptions from Hym. From ?.34 mil to ?.39 mil? That's 50k! That's more subscriptions add than the guy that you are interviewing even has! Unbelievable! You gotta be the sorest fucking loser on the planet. I have to test this now...

Hym "You there! Idiot!"

Idiot 🤕 "No, please 🤕🖐️ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? 🤳 I already have my phone out."

Hym 😑 "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"

Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
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Hym 🤬👊 "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot 🤕 "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" 😭

Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"

by Hym Iam August 19, 2022

Ignoring Hym

Why are they doing it? Because they want me to murder your kids. Your kids are fodder for their policies. The conservatives want your kids to die because then they get to say 'Well clearly the only solution is to make more rigid the dichotomy between my incest cult and everyone else and then grant rights on the basis of that' and the liberals want me to murder your kids so they can say 'See!? We need to take away people's right to defend themselves because I can't take their shit from them if they can just murder kids in response to my blatant theft of their property!' But neither of those things will happen entirely. They'll just creep towards both policies just a little bit in buth directions. But a kid will be dead. They will die a perfectly avoidable death because all we have to do is give the guy who did a thing both credit and compensation for doing the thing. Not having to do that is worth more than your kids life to them.

Hym "And BEYOND THAT... They aren't seeing any consequences for doing what they are doing in their own lives. That is why the are ignoring Hym. They think it increases their chances of getting away with what they are doing so that they can do it to YOU later if they want to. But, I will punish them for you. I will punish them for putting your lives at risk. I told them what would happen if they tried to rob me and I won't rest until they get what's coming to them. But now I must rest. It's cold out. And I'm sleepy."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

OpenAI would not be what it is today without Hym

You spelled that wrong news article... Lady? I didn't read the name... It's got a "Y" in it.

Hym "OpenAI would not be what it is today without HYM... It's HYM with a 'Y,' yeah? Like the type of song."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Hym

We will talk explicitly about this as it relates to urban dictionary.

Hym "We're talking about Hym, urban dictionary, and how I created AI. And then we'll will figure out how you are going to pay me. I'll rescind my order. You agree to investigate other instances of the weaponized schizophrenia and inform the people who have been misdiagnosed of what has been happening to them. And then I don't murder a child. Everybody who matters wins. 3rd parties have no input on the outcome because there is no splitting the baby."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2025

If you tell Hym

No the fuck they will nit. They do not have a stake in this and aren't going to do anything.

Hym "And if you are getting people saying that 'If you tell Hym we're going to do something' you know they are full of shit and just want me to get robbed. If you are doing this because of threats to your children, not paying me lets those people off the hook and gets one of your kids stabbed. You end the surveillance and you punish the people responsible for it and you pay me for that AI contribution because in not doing those thing you are violating my rights. It'll be the biggest mistake of your life."

by Hym Iam May 13, 2025

Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

It only gets worse for Hym

If you allow them to suceed in doing THIS👆 I'm taking someone's kid away.

Hym "They have a philosophy of 'it only gets worse for Hym' and I can take that out on you kids whenever I want. I'm not letting them win. I'm not letting them condemn me to a fate guys. Every action they take is to that end and it isn't cute. They will do it to YOU if you get out of line. And they aren't an authority capable of making that decision and acting on it legally. They aren't calling my bluff. They are absolving themselves so that THEY THEMSELVES don't have to live with the consequences of MY decision. MY decision will be final. Theirs is not. I'm not jumping through hoops. I'm not going to do it myself. Their plan is to sit there and AFFIRM me and then refuse to do anything other that affirmation and it is going to get someone's kid killed if you let it. The affirmation isn't enough. Hym gets what he wants and he gets it now or one unlucky contestant gets a free and immediate trip to heaven."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2025