Nonsense 

What people write at Urban dictionary.

What a nonsense

Nonsense by Female_Body_Inspector April 24, 2019

Nonsense 

the stuff your parents splurt from their mouths

they're speaking nonsense again. Must be the chores

Nonsense by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

Nonsense 

Something that is irrelevant, unimportant for details in a story, or something that conflicts with your schedule, ie a reason for why a party member is absent; respectfully, with no insult to the actual activity the absent is attending. A fun way of saying “extraneous.”

“Where’s John?”

“Oh he’s up to some nonsense, school related.”

“So I was working a double, and he hits me with this nonsense I gotta pickup on the way home.

Nonsense by insomniacwithnightmares July 9, 2023

nonsense 

famalam members speak the language

Im the best (just nonsense)

nonsense by toilet324 February 16, 2024

Nonsense 

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Wierdo "÷%^#;*="
Me "That's a bunch of nonsense, Wierdo"

Nonsense by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

Nonsense-burger 

Essentially, bullshit, or, if you prefer, clap-trap, etc.

Bush: "We can have filters on the Internets where public money is spent."

Anyone else: "What a massive nonsense-burger! Inter-NETS?"

O'Reilly: "Sun goes up sun goes down, tides come in tides go out. You can't explain it, it just happens."

Anyone else: "Looks like Bill-O's talking nonsense-burgers again. . . ."

Gordon Brown: "I am Gordon Brown."

Anyone else: "Lol, Gordon Brown, what a nonsense-burger."

Nonsense-burger by RusDavis April 12, 2011

nonsense merchant 

A peddler of nonsense.
Someone whose words have little or no sense and meaning, and who is senseless, foolish, or absurd

A nonsense merchant is someone who possesses expertise in the field of nonsense.

''Listen to that Eamonn spouting absurdities. He really is a nonsense merchant.''

nonsense merchant by Gurney McGurnster November 20, 2009