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No Chance Hooligan

A moron, a time waster, a person who lives in their own world, someone who has no grip on reality, could be but not limited to a stoner, a crackhead a dole bludger etc.

This guy has no clue about money, petrol, living in the real world,what a No chance hooligan.
I went out on a few dates with Georgie, it was going well but then out of nowhere she stopped getting back to me, she turned out to be a real No Chance Hooligan!

My mate only wants to sit in his shed and get baked, what a no chance hooligan.

How much chance does she have? None!
by MichaelSchofield89 November 9, 2012
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no chance in hell

Everytime you try to mess with Vincent Kennedy McMahon and WWE that's what happens.
Mia tried to mock the pro-wrestling industry and WWE, but she soon learned that she had NO CHANCE IN HELL.
by HeatheyMac December 8, 2017
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You have no chance to survive, make your time

A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to us craze.

Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line is a sign that they will be dooomed.

"Take off every 'ZIG'" is the next line.
What you say ?? I'm going to make sure that you have no chance to survive, make your time !! Ha ha ha.

Take off every 'ZIG'
by Cheshil March 20, 2004
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???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
by fffffffffff December 24, 2007
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no cancer

is said when someone says something obvious it's similar to the words * no shit * or *deadass*
G1: The sky is blue today
:g2: No cancer is it?
by AntiNiggers1943 November 4, 2022
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