When an elderly man has an orgasam but only a puff of dust comes out. Usually resulting in but not guaranteed puff noise.
John, "Grandpa, is the viagra working out?"
Henry, "Its working great but all I'm getting is nitpuffs."
John, "I'm sorry to hear that."
Henry, "Its working great but all I'm getting is nitpuffs."
John, "I'm sorry to hear that."
by Penguin Strut March 14, 2009
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Noun
1. Word used to describe something that is so utterly vile, disgusting, and or grimey.
2.N-Squared
3.Forbidden sexual experience involving lots and lots of feces and or N-Squared
Verb
1. A type of dirty sexual experience.
2. Grimey activity that will require an acidic shower after participating, followed by a complete bleach down
Noun
1. Word used to describe something that is so utterly vile, disgusting, and or grimey.
2.N-Squared
3.Forbidden sexual experience involving lots and lots of feces and or N-Squared
Verb
1. A type of dirty sexual experience.
2. Grimey activity that will require an acidic shower after participating, followed by a complete bleach down
Stupid Ass 1:"Those teenagers are going to try to nitpat after school. Want to come?"
Smart Guy: "FUCK THAT SHIT!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS? ONCE YOU TRY IT, YOU ARE HOOKED FOR LIFE!!! THAT SHIT IS SO DIRTY."
Stupid Ass 2: "Sounds cool. I heard it's like 2 girls 1 cup."
Smart Guy: "2 girls 1 cup is only a fraction of nitpat. It can only begin to describe it."
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"I saw a a dog fucking a dead guy."
"That's almost as fucked up as Nitpat."
"almost....."
Smart Guy: "FUCK THAT SHIT!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS? ONCE YOU TRY IT, YOU ARE HOOKED FOR LIFE!!! THAT SHIT IS SO DIRTY."
Stupid Ass 2: "Sounds cool. I heard it's like 2 girls 1 cup."
Smart Guy: "2 girls 1 cup is only a fraction of nitpat. It can only begin to describe it."
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"I saw a a dog fucking a dead guy."
"That's almost as fucked up as Nitpat."
"almost....."
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John - Yeah, there is no way that the4 skatepark will open by january
Nitpicker - What was that? I didnt know of an english word called "The4"
John - It was a typo u asshole...
Nitpicker - Since when is U a word? I always thought there was a Y and an O in front of it, but thats just me *Rolls eyes*
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John - It was a typo u asshole...
Nitpicker - Since when is U a word? I always thought there was a Y and an O in front of it, but thats just me *Rolls eyes*
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