Newsom

When a man cums into another man's anus. Then proceeds to felch his own semen from his partners rectum with a straw. At this point he then feeds his own semen back to his partner in the form of a snow ball.
Rob called in sick to work yesterday after his weekend activities in which he was Newsom'd by a large back man which actually resulted in anal bleedage.
by JWIS March 08, 2011
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newsome

verb., To be part of a same-sex couple whose relationship is recognized in a ceremony presided over by a city or county official and which may or may not be recognized by the state or federal government in the future.
Steve and I are driving to Portland to get newsomed. Come take our picture at the ceremony!
by inscrutabullwit March 11, 2004
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Newsome

A act of Disappearing of ones father in a in orderly fashion.
Mom yes little Anthony where did dad go he “Newsome” away
by Colton Bones October 29, 2019
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Newsome

The last name of a man who has a good heart but let’s his woman control his life. He will be your best friend and is very loyal but, he will put his significant other first. Extremely jealous and, will choose to settle rather than follow his heart. Deserving of true love he will chose a life of familiarity and comfortability rather than love and, happiness. He can be a asshole at times but, that’s just the way Newsome’s are.
Dude, your a total Newsome right now!
by Thatrillest February 04, 2018
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newsom

Mayor of San Francisco.

Before, I was doubtful of this man.

But if it weren't for this his daring, our country might never know what it's like to have gay married couples living in our nation (doesn;t feel any different than before.)

If it werent for Newsom, a lot of people would still think gay marriage = apocalypse.

I'm very impressed by what he's done in his first year alone (the only other SF mayor I ever knew was Brown, who did jack shit for all these years.)
BUT I have beef with: his handling of homelessness, the fact that he is very pro-biotech, and the fact that I wouldve wanted to see a green party guy win. (certainly came very close!)
by rise up rise against June 21, 2004
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Gavin Newsome

A complete moron. Some might even say he’s retarded. A brainless dictator who doesn’t follow his own idiotic, yet illegal rules. A person who shits at parties and most likely has his own bowling ball he brings to the bowling lanes.
Dude this is a Christmas party, I think that guy just shit in the downstairs bathroom. Yeah bro, I heard Gavin Newsome was here...
by Useful farmer November 23, 2021
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Gavin Newsom

Person 1: Everyone in our state loves our Governor.
Person 2: He must be Gavin Newsom
by JFK35 December 16, 2020
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