Mystic Messenger

A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.

My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?

by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018

Mystic Messenger

a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))

all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now

by i crave death August 21, 2018

Mystic Messenger

An app that reminds you to eat

Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”

by ILiekCheese January 3, 2018

mystic messenger

MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.

what is mystic messenger

by booyavivi November 28, 2016

Mystic Messenger

A hellhole

"I stay up at night playing Mystic Messenger"
"Help them"

by ilovelancemcclain June 28, 2017

Mystic Messenger

An endless void that sucks away your family, friends and eating habbits. But who cares? You have the R.F.A. now. And you can't stop thinking about how your wedding dress would look in zero-gravity.

"She plays Mystic Messenger by the way."
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"

by Lizzikitti21 June 30, 2019

mystic mungis

A sacred and most powerful force that has been the subject of both obsession and consternation for those seeking to obtain it. While much is still unknown about the mystic mungis, one certainty is its power to defeat the notorious Frogs form of Sephiroth, an attribute that many have gleaned as the reasoning behind the use of cybernetic turtles from the future in the quest for its acquisition.

I summon the power of the Mystic Mungis!

by Dr. Prof. Expert November 30, 2016