Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.
by El Tren July 21, 2010
Get the Taking My Talents to South Beach mug.A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."
EXAMPLE 1:
JILL: Where are you going, Jack?
JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.
EXAMPLE 2:
TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?
DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.
EXAMPLE 3:
HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?
SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.
JILL: Where are you going, Jack?
JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.
EXAMPLE 2:
TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?
DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.
EXAMPLE 3:
HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?
SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.
by JohnDavid_XII July 11, 2010
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A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.
The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.
by jcuhomey July 11, 2010
Get the taking my talents to south beach mug.Masturbation. Explanation:
When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?
Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
by T-MLB July 11, 2010
Get the Taking my talents to South Beach mug.Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?
Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
by c1sok1d July 11, 2010
Get the Taking my talents to South Beach mug.Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...
by bighoops57 July 10, 2010
Get the Taking my talents to South Beach mug.A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.
by Haterade! December 11, 2011
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