my dog

My canine

I walked my dog.

my dog by Blobberta Tomato April 9, 2023

my dog stepped on a bee 

used when when u dont have anything to say on a trial

kate: hey babe why'd u poop on the bed?
amberians: MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE UGHRGRH

my dog stepped on a bee by peirtu May 10, 2022

my dog ate my homework 

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.

Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...

my dog ate my homework by ThatOneWeirdGuyWithNoGender February 27, 2017

My Dog Turned on the Microwave

A convenient way of buying yourself time during a phone call or chat session without seeming rude.

(09:18) * S(A)lly strips
(09:18) <ReytheGreat> My dog turned on the microwave

My Dog Turned on the Microwave by Wardnug April 7, 2009

My dog just died 

A phrase used to get out of a situation that you don't want to be in. Works best if you have no dog to begin with, and the person doesn't know you all that well.

Steve "Kevin you wanna come over and watch Night at the Museum 2 with me and my parents?"
Kevin "Oh I would, but my dog just died."

My dog just died by Cooolkid64 July 21, 2010

my dog stepped on a bee 

buy one get one free

“my dog stepped on a bee”
“buy one get one free”
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
“here’s the mufukn tea”

my dog stepped on a bee by aqxa on the yt June 14, 2022

My Dog James 

My dog James WAS a very cute dog he USED TO like going on walks and picking up sticks then dropping the sticks. He WAS so cute and funny

friend: Why are you so sad?
Me: .....My Dog James WAS alive the other day now hes not

friend: Oh..he must of LIVED a good life

Me: yeah im really sad hes GONE.

My Dog James by YourLocalApple January 13, 2022