A phrase used
a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.
b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.
c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.
b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.
c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
I just made out with my cousin and I don't live in West Virginia! Sucks my butt!
Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?
Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!
Hot Chick: BBQ?
Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?
Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?
Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!
Hot Chick: BBQ?
Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?
Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
by reelnice June 15, 2011
Get the sucks my butt mug.1. A rare occurrence when something really gay is said by someone when his ass doesnt fit into something and is fed up about it, and sounds really homosexual
2. One thing you never want to say ever as a guy...unless you are into that kind of stuff
2. One thing you never want to say ever as a guy...unless you are into that kind of stuff
1. Kev: Dude you sit in the chair like this you idiot!
Posh: Forget it, screw my butt.
Ak: WTF DID HE JUST SAY?!?!
2. "FUCK! SCREW MY BUTT!!!"
"...Never again"
Posh: Forget it, screw my butt.
Ak: WTF DID HE JUST SAY?!?!
2. "FUCK! SCREW MY BUTT!!!"
"...Never again"
by the crimson chinnnn January 27, 2009
Get the screw my butt mug.When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"
John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight?
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!
by Rara isbooyaa May 18, 2007
Get the suck my left butt- cheek mug.When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.
Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt
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Get the touching my butts mug.Feeling butterflies in your belly but for some reason you feel the need to abbreviate it.
Not to be confused with the medical condition of having literal butts in your bells.
Not to be confused with the medical condition of having literal butts in your bells.
Person A; I'm so nervous, I have Butts In My Bell
Person B; Is that the medical condition?
Person A; No
Person B; Is that the medical condition?
Person A; No
by The Ballin8tor August 11, 2023
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