by hobopower April 30, 2005
The scenest thing going at the moment.
Camera whores post pictures of the side of thier face with thier extra heavy eyeliner on. And post a bullitin literaly begging for comments cause it's the only thing that they have to make them feel loved.
Camera whores post pictures of the side of thier face with thier extra heavy eyeliner on. And post a bullitin literaly begging for comments cause it's the only thing that they have to make them feel loved.
Tammy: "Hey, aren't you my friend on MyScene?"
Ron: "No, I don't have one."
Tammy: "Oh. Guess I won't be talking to you if I can't comment all you're super sexy half naked pictures. Later."
Ron: "No, I don't have one."
Tammy: "Oh. Guess I won't be talking to you if I can't comment all you're super sexy half naked pictures. Later."
by ill kill you July 01, 2005
myspace used to be, for generally OLDER more MATURE well GROWN UP persons to meet new people because they are far too much of carpet munchers to go up to people on their own and resort to a computer to meet them, now it has come to the point where PREteeangers post personality quizs that they lied on, purposely use slutty pictures to attract older man the opposite of their color, write a bullshiting biography so people will (hopefully) find them cool and believe that it is some kind of secret replacment for livejournal even though they have no idea how to use the blogging tool, so they just comment their lives off, but mostly tell each other how hotottttt or sexxxiii or "pretty" each other are, just so they like each other, even though in the back of their minds they are just saying, "that bitch is so hideous" and so they post this shit all over the internet, they are dumb enough to make one, and they are even dumber to think that the internet they post iton only their gay bag friends view even though the entire school reads it, so you approach this hideous piece of shit and say, "hey i have seen your myspace" and they go, "WHAT WHO ARE YOU!?!?! YOU STALKER" and you say, "um it's public, that is not stalking" and then they realize ohhh yeahh like DUH!
OLD:
"Oh wow hey joe, nice to see you, I'm glad we found a way to keep in touch"
"yes that's rad, we should get together"
NOW:
*late night online randomly searching this trashbags and comes across a picture of an 8th grader wearing her underwear posing like a porn star*
"EW SICK I KNOW HER..*stares more* I SEE HER FUCKING NIPPLE!!!!!!"
*in school the next day coming across the girl in your algebra class*
"hey i saw your myspace over the weekend"
"UHM WHAT!?!? WHO ARE YOU!?!?"
"Oh wow hey joe, nice to see you, I'm glad we found a way to keep in touch"
"yes that's rad, we should get together"
NOW:
*late night online randomly searching this trashbags and comes across a picture of an 8th grader wearing her underwear posing like a porn star*
"EW SICK I KNOW HER..*stares more* I SEE HER FUCKING NIPPLE!!!!!!"
*in school the next day coming across the girl in your algebra class*
"hey i saw your myspace over the weekend"
"UHM WHAT!?!? WHO ARE YOU!?!?"
by Devereaux May 31, 2005
An e-community where Long Island picture whores (but from all over the world) can get together online and have a huge conformist party. On my space, people are rated on popularity by having the most my space "friends". 59% of people having my space accounts either have no real friends, or have questioned their sexuality.
"Yo man, we are having a my space party tonight, you down?"
"No fag, fuck off. While you are having sex with your hand, I'm going to get bloody high and bury my face girlfriends bush."
"OH! MY! GOD! I've seen you on my space!"
"Bitch sit down, I'm straight."
"I have 43 my space friends and its only my first week!"
"Whore nobody cares, go out and drive your moms S-class and find some real friends."
"No fag, fuck off. While you are having sex with your hand, I'm going to get bloody high and bury my face girlfriends bush."
"OH! MY! GOD! I've seen you on my space!"
"Bitch sit down, I'm straight."
"I have 43 my space friends and its only my first week!"
"Whore nobody cares, go out and drive your moms S-class and find some real friends."
by jamesthe3rd February 13, 2006
Place where ugly guys, like Jared Anderson, post half naked pictures and pick up hot whores with corny pick up lines
by Diego Sanchez April 13, 2005
A web-based community where the frightening future of america is on display and reveals just how far our society has fallen. Typical fare includes roid filled dudes posting pictures of their shirtless bodies revealing tribal tattoos and scantily clad females with nothing more to say than hit me up or only talk to me if your hott and sexxi. Lately, a venue for C-list actors to troll for women and swarthy middle aged dudes posing as psuedo-therapists for 16 year-old females with little to no self-esteem who's parents "suck." Now owned by Rupert Murdoch.
by Joshua K May 08, 2006
Evidence that society has fallen.
My space for the emo:
Kids in girls jeans and heavy make-up that post pictures of themselves (the kind of picture they take themselves) and write some over-dramtic headline such as "I'll die for you" while making some kind of attempt to meet a girl and finally getting some pussy. The page also includes a song by Evergreen Terrace or Everytime I Die.
My space for the whores:
Pictures of them in some kind of slutty clothing with their friends. They are there to find new boys but in fact, they already have boyfriends. They post comments about the different cocks they suck and compare prices on the handjobs they give out.
My space for the posers:
The kind of people that joined my space years after it was created and take the time to "pimp" out their profiles so they fit in better.
My space for the gangsters (and wanksters):
The pussies; who in real life could not fire a weapon, that design their profiles to make them look gangsters. With pictures of them holding plastic guns followed by a quote such as "The world is mine" or "I gotta do what I gotta do" and they give themselves a nickname from mob or gangster movies.
My space for the assholes:
This includes the typical high school freshman or some kind of annoying douche bag such as retarded jocks, world of warcraft players, extreme conservitive/liberial, redneck hillbillies, and transparent people who think they need a profile.
My space for those that were not mentioned:
The rest are all stalkers.
My space for the emo:
Kids in girls jeans and heavy make-up that post pictures of themselves (the kind of picture they take themselves) and write some over-dramtic headline such as "I'll die for you" while making some kind of attempt to meet a girl and finally getting some pussy. The page also includes a song by Evergreen Terrace or Everytime I Die.
My space for the whores:
Pictures of them in some kind of slutty clothing with their friends. They are there to find new boys but in fact, they already have boyfriends. They post comments about the different cocks they suck and compare prices on the handjobs they give out.
My space for the posers:
The kind of people that joined my space years after it was created and take the time to "pimp" out their profiles so they fit in better.
My space for the gangsters (and wanksters):
The pussies; who in real life could not fire a weapon, that design their profiles to make them look gangsters. With pictures of them holding plastic guns followed by a quote such as "The world is mine" or "I gotta do what I gotta do" and they give themselves a nickname from mob or gangster movies.
My space for the assholes:
This includes the typical high school freshman or some kind of annoying douche bag such as retarded jocks, world of warcraft players, extreme conservitive/liberial, redneck hillbillies, and transparent people who think they need a profile.
My space for those that were not mentioned:
The rest are all stalkers.
by Capt. Crunch May 21, 2007