my father went to get milk

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?

my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody

by how to commit unalive part 1 January 21, 2022

Restrict my airflow, father

It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink

"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"

by -aYo hItMaN BAnG InTroDuCeS-- April 29, 2019

father my christmas

an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms

I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents

by charrc April 24, 2006

My Toast Father named Toast

This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted

yay, im sending this to discord now

Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit

by Libsu September 03, 2017

Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.

Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)

by lrb323 December 12, 2010

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025

My Father Is Dead To Me After This

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My Father Is Dead To Me After This

by InterpersonalCommunication February 23, 2025