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A term used for a fat chick who thinks shes hot. Cant understand words bigger than it or the. Usually has a hairy pussy.

(warning a muzzy will eat your dick)
Hey man why are you limping.

I had sex with a MUZZY last night and she ate my dick
Muzzy by Dr. shomoney February 19, 2010
Muzzy is a derogative term for people who look like or are of the muslim faith. Origins in New England and also the really weird bear that teaches you other languages.
"You stupid Muzzy give me back my change"
Muzzy by Pitchingking May 17, 2006
short for a person of the muslim belief.
Person 1: "GOD ZAHIED WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

Person 2: "I know, he's such a muzzy."
muzzy(adj) muzzier, muzziest
1 mentally confused; muddled
2 blurred; indistinct.
he's a little muzzy
i can't see that, it is to muzzy
muzzy by blinddevil881 June 13, 2004
An unwashed, unshaven, ungroomed, drug consuming, jam band touring, hippie throw back from vermont.

see also: wookie
"That VW Eurovan was ripe with the stench of 3 month old muzzy ass sweat, ever since the memebers of phish gave the driver a bukake, and he promised to never wash the cum from his nappy dreds, or from anywhere else for that matter."
muzzy by phish_phag May 27, 2004
The mental state of being half asleep, accompanied by confused, fuzzy thinking and frequently bizarre waking-dreams
With the drone of the radio and the warmth of the car I went all muzzy and thought I was back on the roof-garden....
muzzy by Richard Hofheimer January 25, 2009