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Mutatonomine

V - An ancient Japanese sex move that was first attempted by the two mighty dragons Opai, and Hentai.

This aged move begins with a female lying down in a star-position. The two men (who must have a penis sized 13 inches or larger) then shove their penises into the woman's nipple. The woman then tilts her legs backwards over her shoulders. The third man then takes a funnel and inserts it into the woman's clitoris. Rubbing on the erogenous zone, while the same man then ejaculates into the funnel. This process wil continue for two hours, and every ten minute, each man rotates positions.

This move concludes with the woman's pubic area resulting with a reddish colour, and bumpy texture, and leaves the nipple opened and sore.

WARNING: Do not attempt the Mutatonomine unless you are a trained professional. Doing so will be at your own risk. If you are to attempt it, it may result in the death of two or more people.
Dude 1: "Yo man, I'm going to try the mutatonomine on my girlfriend later this week."

Dude 2: "Careful, I hear that shit is hardcore."
by Gluppet December 11, 2010
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mctater

When someone daddy hacks a no doubt homerun in the great sport of baseball
That man just hit a mctater
by firebot943 November 6, 2019
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Deine mutter

Your mom but funnier and Germaner
What are you doing tonight
“Deine mutter.”
by GriffTheMyth January 8, 2022
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Alphabetical Mutation

A typo, but no ordinary typo.

This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.

Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.
"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"

"you're fairly crazy"

"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"

"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."

"ubdies? don't you mean undies"

"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"
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Deine Mutter

"Deine Mutter"-jokes are often used among German teenagers. You can use them to insult someone (or his/her mother).

Otherwise you can use "Deine Mutter!" -> "deine mudda!" (pronounce it die-ne mu-dah) as a slang for "shove it" or when you want to deny sth.

And you can compare it with "your mum".
As an insult:

- "Deine Mutter steht vor KiK und schreit "Nur ich bin billiger!"."
(Your mother stands in front of KiK (that's a cheap boutique, where nobody wants to buy his/her clothes) and shouts "Only I am cheaper!" (cheaper in the meaning of slutty))

And as "shove it":

- "Bring doch den Müll runter"
(Carry off the trash)
- "Ey, deine Mudda!"
(Your mum!)
by your mum's affhole December 4, 2009
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mutterhals

German translation meaning "mother throat" or cervix (which is Latin for neck); pen name of the most hated writer on the internet
"Damn, that dude was all up in my mutterhals. Let's hope I don't get pregnant!"
by Gnat Turner December 29, 2008
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Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation
Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory
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