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Muzak

Term for elevator music, my mom says it's hip
My mom: listen to that muzak
by Horrornative November 30, 2016
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An actual company that once produced instrumental music for business use. Now mixes original artist music for almost every major company (and small ones) in the world. The name comes from Music + Kodak, NOT Music + Prozac.
Muzak hasn't produced elevator music in decades - so blame someone else.
by Tina April 7, 2005
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Muzak COMA

The state of numb, foggy inattention achieved when placed on hold with a business/hotel/airline for more than 35 minutes.
I totally got lulled into the Muzak Coma so bad that I actually had to *SMH* and regroup when the agent finally answered my call in the queue.
by TruthseekerLA December 26, 2009
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muzak

Muzak is background music played in stores, over phones on hold, etc. The term is also used to refer to various forms of popular music such as rock, pop, and rap, implying (correctly) that they are simplistic, crude, and lacking in artistic merit.
I can't believe you actually enjoy that muzak churned out by greedy corporations with no interest in art.
by Eddy1701 April 24, 2006
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Musaka

Musaka (Moussaka) - is traditional bulgarian meal.

This Bulgarian recipe - Musaka (Moussaka) is intended to serve six persons

Ingredients for preparing a Musaka (Moussaka):

. 1 kg potatoes
. 400 gr ground meat
. 1 large onion chopped
. 4 eggs
. 300 ml milk
. salt
. pepper
. oil

Musaka (Moussaka) Cooking Directions:

Heat oil in a pan. Add onion and cook untill it gets golden brown. Add meat, salt and a lot of pepper. Fry it until meat gets brown. Remove the pan from the heat.

Cut potatoes in small cubes. Put 2 teaspoons of salt in potatoes and mix it well. In casserole put oil, than potatoes until it covers the bottom. Put meat to cover potatoes and than potatoes again. Mix 4 eggs in a bowl, add milk, mix well and than pour over potatoes and meat and put in owen for about 40 minutes or until potato on the top gets brown.

Yummy!
Serve the Musaka (Moussaka) with cold beer.
by www.bulgarian-guide.com January 2, 2008
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Muzak Bomb

A progression of songs played in a store that tells a story through subject matter that almost exactly matches a current situation in life that you are trying to forget so eerily that you think the music programmer is sapping into your sensory brain waves.

Named after Muzak, the company that delivers experiences through "Audio Architecture", a process of programming songs together based on similar subject matter, musical elements, or just to create a pleasant environment.
Man...I can't believe that Muzak bomb I heard at Applebee's on Valentine's Day: "Hole-Hearted" by Extreme, "All For Love" by Color Me Badd, and "I'm On Fire" by the Dwight Twilley Band. I was just getting over being single, but the Muzak system had to tell me that there's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by someone, I ain't got no lover, and I need love! Darn it!
by Random Fred March 19, 2010
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mustakim

A sexy ass mofo with an incredible beard, brows and jawline.
Damn, that mustakim is a sexy ass mofo.
by claudia wang xo January 2, 2018
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