A mulletectomy is the surgical removal of the unsightly and ghastly mullet or mulletus extremus hideous. This procedure is normally performed as an emergency procedure, when the patient is suffering from acute nineteen eighticitis. It is now recognized that many cases will resolve when the patient is shown a picture of John Stamos in his Full House days. In some cases, however, extreme measures must be used, with the patient taunted for looking like a butch lesbian.
Bret Michaels just had an appendectomy but what he really needs is a mulletectomy.
He was going for a punk look but ended up with a mullet instead. Now he has been scheduled for an emergency mulletectomy at Johns Hopkins.
In her endeavour to look like her favourite cartoon character, She-Man, she opted for the mullet. But then she ended up looking like Ellen DeGeneres' love slave and had to have a mulletectomy.
He was going for a punk look but ended up with a mullet instead. Now he has been scheduled for an emergency mulletectomy at Johns Hopkins.
In her endeavour to look like her favourite cartoon character, She-Man, she opted for the mullet. But then she ended up looking like Ellen DeGeneres' love slave and had to have a mulletectomy.
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by Hosie August 3, 2003
Get the mulleted mug.Any of several American made cars that are adorned by Rednecks and so called "import haters".
Examples of mulletmobiles: Camaros from 1992 and back. Chevy Novas. Many Chevy trucks. Many...many more trucks.
Examples of mulletmobiles: Camaros from 1992 and back. Chevy Novas. Many Chevy trucks. Many...many more trucks.
Hey look, he has an old F-250 on 38s damn thats a mulletmobile. What? He also has a Nova? That's no coincidence, he must be a redneck.
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Get the mulletron mug.1. Hey that mullette goes well with your trendy Armani suit.
2. Why is that Frenchie covering up such a badass mullette with a berret?
2. Why is that Frenchie covering up such a badass mullette with a berret?
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