by Shut up, me espanolish February 10, 2017
by ritnecrowin October 18, 2011
When you don't like to wipe your ass to the point where it gets so nasty, you get a big (the record is 2.5 feet..ish) ass skid mark, "poo streak", on someones bed or in the witnessed event, a mattress cover!
by BEEF!!! May 20, 2008
George: So Danny said he was going to bring some beer to the party last night, but showed up empty handed.
Bill: Looks like you got mullened
Bill: Looks like you got mullened
by gopher hunter May 18, 2009
1. Used in the saying "Don't Mullens Yourself", meaning not to overly stress out, flip out or "mess" oneself up.
2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."
3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.
2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."
3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.
1. Guy 1: "OMG AS IF YOU GUYS WENT TO TACO BILL WITHOUT ME! WTFFFFF!"
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.
2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
OR,
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)
3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
OR,
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.
2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
OR,
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)
3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
OR,
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"
by poppin' mine November 25, 2009
When A player lets the team know hours before kick off m he couldn’t play football. He pulled a Mullen
by Southport Trinity February 16, 2022
to take something that works an mess it up to where nobody else can use it. it would be cheaper to buy a new one then to try an repair the one that mullenized
that truck it wont start with a key you have to use the light switch an turn the heater up half way its been mullenized
by jackbeefman December 10, 2011