Muffstash

muffstash is the patch of hair left in a strip on the vagina. The muffstash like its brother the moustache which is usually found on the upper lips of men and hairy obese woman, is groomed to perfection daily. but unlike the moustache in purpose the muffstash has no real function other to collect an acute line of stink and look silly, like shingles in the Vanilla Ice era.

'hawt damn woman! why you got a sideways moustache on the outskirts of your birth canal, thats naasty'

that my muffstash honey, it's in honor of Magnum PI

by suitanun January 12, 2010

mufasha

Becoming that of a werewolf in a Disney format. You may experience disturbing things that lions and hyenas experience. Mufasha is simply a state of mind, and most teenage girls with brown hair, lots of freckles, and pale skin will experience the agonizing tension that rests in your adam's apple. The likelihood of getting this disease is highly increased if you act like a foopin and do foopin things or foop around.

That girl was acting really freaky last night around the full moon. I know it sounds strange, but I think she might just be a Mufasha!

by Raya the Fearless July 7, 2010

mufasaing

During sex you bring your partner close to an orgasm then whisper into their ear, "Long live the king." After that you break apart and deny them their orgasm.

Man I was so close to my climax then my girl tried mufasaing me.

by Zepahric July 14, 2017

Mufasa's Pride

The act of drawing a vertical line on a girl's forehead with your semen, and whispering "Simba" in her ear.

Roger: Yea man, I attempted giving her a Mufasa's Pride but she had really big bangs and well ....... yea.
Derek: Geez bro, talk about a sticky situation! Baha.

by Nizzzz October 18, 2009

mufasa-ed

To be trampled by a large crowd of people/animals in a similar fashion to that of Mufasa from The Lion King.

Guy 1: Almost got Mufasa-ed today by a stampede of shirtless freshmen.

Guy 2: Man that's rough. Good thing you got out of there alive.

by relaxin' November 7, 2010

MUFFSTACHE

The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.

"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"

by LUGNUT23 May 17, 2008

milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005