Wikipedia defines this as:
"Meal, Ready-to-Eat– is a self-contained, individual field ration in lightweight packaging bought by the United States military for its service members for use in combat or other field conditions where organized food facilities are not available."
As anyone will tell you, these meals are definitely a last resort or a last choice as they're commonly described as disgusting and full of calories. If for some reason you ever want to try one, your local military surplus store should have a bin full of them.
"Meal, Ready-to-Eat– is a self-contained, individual field ration in lightweight packaging bought by the United States military for its service members for use in combat or other field conditions where organized food facilities are not available."
As anyone will tell you, these meals are definitely a last resort or a last choice as they're commonly described as disgusting and full of calories. If for some reason you ever want to try one, your local military surplus store should have a bin full of them.
"So how did the MRE test results go with the volunteers?"
- Well they didn't thoroughly enjoy it, but they didn't shit themselves sideways or die either."
"Alright then that's good enough for us. We'll just go ahead and stamp the Warfighter approved™ on every package
- Well they didn't thoroughly enjoy it, but they didn't shit themselves sideways or die either."
"Alright then that's good enough for us. We'll just go ahead and stamp the Warfighter approved™ on every package
by crackerassfantastic August 30, 2017
Military slang for a "sensitive item" (ie weapon, GPS, radio) that has been lost in the field or stolen. Jokingly referred to as an Experimental MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) which are field rations.
by robocheng December 05, 2013
An MRE rocket is produced by placing the heating unit of an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) in an empty cola bottle, adding a cup of water and closing the lid.
It is then either:
A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans
The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.
NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
It is then either:
A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans
The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.
NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
by TexanMarine August 11, 2006
by 7002 November 13, 2007
a type of foodstuff made by mixing sugar, peanut butter, and creamer packets in an uncovered metal cup of some kind then heating with a butane cigarette lighter for a couple minutes- these ingredients are all found in various Meals Ready to Eat (and on the floor of most people's cars but that's beside the point)- hence the name, MRE Cookies
Guy #1- What the fuck are you burning in the back seat of my car?!
Guy #2- Nothing's burning! I'm making some MRE Cookies from the shit I found near the back of this piece of shit Buick.
Guy #1- Hey! If you're gonna insult my car, you can fucking walk!
Guy #2- Nothing's burning! I'm making some MRE Cookies from the shit I found near the back of this piece of shit Buick.
Guy #1- Hey! If you're gonna insult my car, you can fucking walk!
by Post_amerika February 12, 2009
A meal or snack prepared prior to smoking or consuming marijuana products intended to cure the hunger (or munchies) and reduce the risks that come with cooking while intoxicated.
1: "Yeah I'm gonna whip up a marijuana mre before we smoke."
2: "Alright cool, hopefully that'll be enough to get rid of the munchies."
2: "Alright cool, hopefully that'll be enough to get rid of the munchies."
by yeabruh October 13, 2018
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by SnakeyFlea March 26, 2023