Wikipedia defines this as:
"Meal, Ready-to-Eat– is a self-contained, individual field ration in lightweight packaging bought by the United States military for its service members for use in combat or other field conditions where organized food facilities are not available."
As anyone will tell you, these meals are definitely a last resort or a last choice as they're commonly described as disgusting and full of calories. If for some reason you ever want to try one, your local military surplus store should have a bin full of them.
"Meal, Ready-to-Eat– is a self-contained, individual field ration in lightweight packaging bought by the United States military for its service members for use in combat or other field conditions where organized food facilities are not available."
As anyone will tell you, these meals are definitely a last resort or a last choice as they're commonly described as disgusting and full of calories. If for some reason you ever want to try one, your local military surplus store should have a bin full of them.
"So how did the MRE test results go with the volunteers?"
- Well they didn't thoroughly enjoy it, but they didn't shit themselves sideways or die either."
"Alright then that's good enough for us. We'll just go ahead and stamp the Warfighter approved™ on every package
- Well they didn't thoroughly enjoy it, but they didn't shit themselves sideways or die either."
"Alright then that's good enough for us. We'll just go ahead and stamp the Warfighter approved™ on every package
by crackerassfantastic August 30, 2017
Get the MREmug. Military slang for a "sensitive item" (ie weapon, GPS, radio) that has been lost in the field or stolen. Jokingly referred to as an Experimental MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) which are field rations.
by robocheng December 4, 2013
Get the Experimental MREmug. An MRE rocket is produced by placing the heating unit of an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) in an empty cola bottle, adding a cup of water and closing the lid.
It is then either:
A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans
The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.
NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
It is then either:
A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans
The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.
NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
by TexanMarine August 10, 2006
Get the MRE Rocketmug. by 7002 December 8, 2007
Get the MRE bombmug. a type of foodstuff made by mixing sugar, peanut butter, and creamer packets in an uncovered metal cup of some kind then heating with a butane cigarette lighter for a couple minutes- these ingredients are all found in various Meals Ready to Eat (and on the floor of most people's cars but that's beside the point)- hence the name, MRE Cookies
Guy #1- What the fuck are you burning in the back seat of my car?!
Guy #2- Nothing's burning! I'm making some MRE Cookies from the shit I found near the back of this piece of shit Buick.
Guy #1- Hey! If you're gonna insult my car, you can fucking walk!
Guy #2- Nothing's burning! I'm making some MRE Cookies from the shit I found near the back of this piece of shit Buick.
Guy #1- Hey! If you're gonna insult my car, you can fucking walk!
by Post_amerika February 11, 2009
Get the MRE Cookiesmug. A meal or snack prepared prior to smoking or consuming marijuana products intended to cure the hunger (or munchies) and reduce the risks that come with cooking while intoxicated.
1: "Yeah I'm gonna whip up a marijuana mre before we smoke."
2: "Alright cool, hopefully that'll be enough to get rid of the munchies."
2: "Alright cool, hopefully that'll be enough to get rid of the munchies."
by yeabruh October 12, 2018
Get the Marijuana MREmug. Commonly known as the Meal Ready to Eat. This substance is quite possibly the most toxic substance in existence more so than plutonium. The great men and women who serve this country can be found consuming these scrumptious concoctions while out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere doing fun military operations shooting missiles and other interesting pew pews . Warning after consumption of these yummy delicacies your digestive system will forever be destroyed, if you’re lucky it’ll pass out of your system in ten years.
Person 1: man I haven’t shit in five days is this normal I think I’m going to die if I eat one more MRE
Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube
Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?
Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet
Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube
Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?
Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
Get the MREmug.