Mr. Johnston

An old man who molests people's shoulders very much against their will.

Mr. Johnston: Hey how are you? *molesting shoulder while speaking*

by Hubby<3333 August 21, 2009

Mr. Johnston

The best high school gym teacher. (P.s. Tommy is a moron)

Mr. Johnston is a great teacher

by Olysseuzss May 12, 2022

FartBox McJohnson

A FartBox McJohnson, or FBM, is a contraption comprised of a cylindrical cardboard tube (normally used for toilet paper rolls) placed upon the Farter's anus and a recipient, the Sniffer, placing their nose on the other end of the tube. By sniffing the FartBox McJohnson, Sniffers receive life in heaven.

Yo Kadren D., remember when Snail R.'s FartBox McJohnson cleared your sinuses?

by SnailR March 12, 2021