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Mouldy Turd

Someone who has never seen the TV show The Wire.
Person 1: Im so fucking drunk.

Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.

Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.
by Actual Ltd. January 20, 2023
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Mouldy ass

when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.
Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.
by Sami D December 9, 2008
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Mouldy Snatch

A scab-layered encrusted coating over the female vaginal area causing a build-up of secreted moisture to form mould over the surrounding snatch.
I ain't touchin that chicks mouldy snatch with a forty-foot pole.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
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Mouldy pits

When someones has stinky sweaty pits
Hey guys look at Luka's Mouldy pits!
by 1v@n March 23, 2019
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MOULDY AXEWOUND

Derived from true Glasgwegian(Glasgow, Scotland)a mouldy axewound is a term used so as to describe the pitiful or shameful state of a persons arse. For example an arse crack in this sense is refered to as axewound simply due to the manner in which it is shaped like an axewound. The "mouldy" describes a harful image of an uncleaned or unwiped arse crack.
by niko_05 June 11, 2006
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Mouldy ass

when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.
Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.
by Sami D March 29, 2009
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mouldy potato

"Man, that guy was a real mouldy potato!"
by sAGO-LYFe March 4, 2016
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