mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

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standing through autumn

Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."

mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes by FUCKMEEEEEE June 15, 2010

Mother Fuckin' Werewolves 

Something that pops into your head as you realize your driving down a creepy ass back road in the middle of nowhere with your windows rolled down on a full moon.

OMG! Mother Fuckin' Werewolves are gonna eat me!!!

Mother Fuckin' Werewolves by Kristyn_Paige April 12, 2010

Mother Fuckin' Crane 

A style of hitting an opponent where you bring your elbow to chest level and your hand to eye level while brining all of your finger tips(including the thumb) together facing foward. When you strike your opponent you keep your elbow in place while striking your hand strongly towards your target. If you have done this properly your hand and arm should look like a crane.
Although this is not a practical fighting method, and is not recomended if you want to win a fight.

Kid 1: (Strikes Kid 2 with the Mother Fuckin' Crane method)

Kid 2: OW! What the hell was that?

Kid 1: It's the Mother Fuckin' Crane Bitch!

Mother Fuckin' Crane by Shortbusian1 September 3, 2010

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.

this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.

Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

Mother Fuckin' Jamie 

I'ts basically a more entertaining way to refer to someone named "Jamie". Jamie is such a boring name so call them Mother Fucking Jamie instead. Rule: Does not implie any name can be mother fuckerized. ONLY JAMIE

Is that Mother Fuckin' Jamie 's Car over there?

Mother Fuckin' Jamie by MOTHERFUCKINGJAMIE October 24, 2011

mother fuckin wold 

a term derived from a crazy person, whom becomes extreemly angry at the most trivial things, now used to verbaly display excitment or when nothing else can be thought of to say.

dude1 - fuckin shafted that real fit bird last night! u proud?

dude2 - thats mother fuckin wold man!

mother fuckin wold by david mankel June 19, 2004