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Moses Docs

See that Friar, his Moses Docs are deadly
by pinch72 July 20, 2023
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Moss Eater'd

getting moss eater'd is when youre absolute ass at lying and everyone calls u out on ur lie bc ur so ass at it
P1: Hey what happened to P3??
P2: They got Moss Eater'd hard time!!!
P1: What did P3 do to get Moss Eater'd?
P4: P3 said the earth was donut shaped and that you cant die from starvation
P1: Wow P3 deserved that
by DawnMacaron May 8, 2024
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Drop a moses

When you take a dump so large, that the water in the toilet parts.
Holy shit, dude, I just had to drop a moses and the water splashed out.
by TonyS DanzaS August 26, 2006
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Drown Baby Moses

Expression:

In the vain of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, this obscure pop-culture ejaculation finds its origin in the now notorious NES platformer Bible Adventures. A quirk of the game's mechanics enabled the player, otherwise entrusted with the safe conveyance of the baby Moses across the Nile, to commit a most heinous act of infanticide by tossing the little fellow in the drink. The player would then be admonished at the conclusion of the mission that he or she had "forgotten baby Moses" - no doubt to the delight of the thousands of disgruntled children inclined to such acts of violence by being forced to play Bible Adventures instead of a real video game.

As an expression, its variety in use is exceeded only by its capacity to offend. Generally, however, "Drown Baby Moses" is employed referentially in comparisons with gaffes of a similar nature; in disputes over which video game gaffe is the worst, it is often invoked as a trump card.
"You think THAT'S bad? Well, I have three words for you my friend: Drown Baby Moses."
by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004
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dirty moses

Having sex with a girl that is on her period.
John was not discouraged by the fact that his girlfriend is on the rag and performed the dirty moses.
by archibole sans January 11, 2008
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DJ Moses

To pass gas so badly while dancing that it clears a crowded section of the dance floor in a club, like Moses parting the Red Sea.
"Everyone was having fun until DJ Moses showed up and sent everyone to the walls."
by DCMikeRotch1 October 24, 2012
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Dirty Moses

When three guys are peeing in urinals and the two guys on the outside piss on the guy in the middle.

Moses parted the ocean and then closed it on the bad guys.
Guys, I just got hit with a dirty Moses and now I smell.

I think we should hit this guy with a dirty Moses.
by TaquavionTavuis March 1, 2022
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