Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.
What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?
Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.
Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.
by Lothario the Scandalous August 24, 2011
The ticks you get after too many prostate exams in a week admission of rape victimization and police brutality
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
A bad beat in poker, when you are a strong favorite.
( My friend and I use this as a form of expression to adequately describe our frustration when we lose a hand as a big favorite.)
( My friend and I use this as a form of expression to adequately describe our frustration when we lose a hand as a big favorite.)
I went all in with my AA and was moosecocked when this idiot called with 79, and beat me on the river!
by tollthebell January 31, 2011