Moose Tracks 

When a man's clothing is so tight that his testicles are clearly defined in his clothing. Thus, it causes what looks like moose tracks.

Man, look at him! his jeans are so tight that he's got moose tracks!

Moose Tracks by Martineeeee September 29, 2008

moose tracking 

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.

1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.

moose tracking by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014

Moose Tracks 

Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter

:Did you hear what Jesse did?
:No, what?
:He gave his wife Moose Tracks

Moose Tracks by colt2131 July 15, 2022

Moose Tracks 

The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.

Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.

Moose Tracks by mooosey April 19, 2023

chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.

After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

chocolate moose tracks by DarkSilver June 2, 2014

the old bloody mouse trick 

a good gag to pull on an unsuspecting gullable person who you are close with
i.e. lay in bed and pull a used tampon from the crotch hole and hold it in ur hand by the string and yell "ahhhhh, i found a mouse, a dead fuckin mouse" and watch the other person scream in horror until he/she realizes what it really is..then they uuuke

"Hey, Janifer...look...i found a dead mouse"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW"

the old bloody mouse trick by hip's hip March 28, 2003

mouse trick

The act of preforming flips, spins and various other tricks with fancy mice.

"Dude, I just pulled off a sweet mouse trick back flip."

mouse trick by Boner T. Wilson March 8, 2008