moonpie

The final masterpiece when a male cums on a female's ass.

Damn baby, I'm gonna give you a moonpie.

by danielle regierro July 28, 2004

moonpie

A kiss from your boyfriend or girlfriend.

Yay! I got a moonpie from my cuddlebear!

by Isabelle December 16, 2004

Moonpie

Semen being ate from the anus.

The Cuck or Cuckold eats the semen from his wifes anus after another man, (the Bull) pulls out from busting a nut in her anus.

The cuck is eating a moonpie.

by HomelandParkAF April 20, 2020

moonpie

A leftwing Tin foil hat wearing fool so blind he/she can't beleive anything said or even seen with there own eyes!

Whatever you say there Moonpie!

by TARKUS123a August 10, 2006

moonpie

n. A drink deal combo consisting of 3 beers and 1 shot of jagermeister. Usually bought at a good bar on a good night.

Hook me up with a moonpie.

by shizer twigstick July 28, 2004

Moonpie

When a couple is in the 69 position, but they suck poop out of eachothers' buttholes, then proceed to kissing and exchanging it, and ultimately swallowing it.

My mouth stank last night after we did a moonpie.

by Midnightwaffles January 8, 2011

Moonpie

When you "moon" someone without having wiped your ass completely so that there is still some shit smeared on your anus.

Hey, you guys! Andrew just took a wicked dump and is going to going to give that group of girl scouts a moonpie!

by Creamycakefilling December 17, 2010