Poo Monkey

When you take a poop so big that it is the size of a monkey!!

Dude go in the bathroom and check out my Poo Monkey

by Mike McStoner April 23, 2009

Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

monkey poo

ABSOLUTE BULLSHITSOMEONES LYINGGGG

"i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" tom says
"THATS MONKEY POO!"

by ITS JUST MONKEY POO November 26, 2017