Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.

1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

by АлександрМ August 7, 2023

hump the monkey

To have sex.

"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.

My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!

by txotumiii January 4, 2023

MonkeyHump

Term coined by Brandon Vloch to describe the leveraging of a mechanic in a table top board gaming that allows the player to gain more that the normal amount of resources, victory points or take an additional action.

Don totally MonkeyHumped the Harbor space in Lords of Waterdeep.

by madtown_gamer February 9, 2017

monkeyhumper

another term for any annoying wordemo/word kid.

Ewwww. You listen to Modest Mouse? You stupid monkeyhumper.

by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

monkeyhumper

Monkeyhumpers are from the usually people infected with dysturbedstatic's disease. They have an alarming urge to have anal sex with monkeys. please see also:
queer
homo
buttfucker
and my favorite
rimjob

That monkeyhumper just doesn't know when to quit humping, does he? When they bleed you just have to give up.

by michaellee33 April 5, 2005