monthly nut

An individual's fixed monthly expenses, such as rent, utilities, cell phone, Internet access, car payments, car insurance, etc. These are the bills you have to pay regardless of what you do in a particular month. Can also be used more generally to describe one's monthly expenses, regardless of whether they are fixed or variable.

If I'm going to make a living as a jazz trombonist I have to keep my monthly nut small.

by monkey1235 May 28, 2013

18 months

it is equivalent to 5 years by one direction

2015 : hi guys, we're one direction, will be back after 18 months

2020 : hahaha happy 10th anniversary *changes facebook profile picture*

by boo wrath July 22, 2020

18 months

for directioners 18 months are 5 fucking years

hey how old is your baby?
he's 18 months
awww 5 years? he's such a cutie

by giulsss December 11, 2020

Spooky Month

ITS A SPOOKY MONTH??? *does spooky dance*

ITS A SPOOKY MONTH

by CattyMeowy April 19, 2021

Slap Ass Month

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of October where you get to slap anyone's ass if you are there friend, cousin,co-worker,etc. And it's not gay

Me:Yo my homie called me gay for slapping his ass but it's slap ass month so it's fine

by Nether Slayer The Word Maker October 2, 2019

twitter's white boy of the month

When twitter crowns their white boy of the month, it is most likely a skinny, string bean ass, brown haired guy that looks like he hasn't slept in 129 years and doesn't eat, only hit's his juul. Also, they are softboy's, feeding off younger girls self-esteem issues by tweeting random ass things like 'You are beautiful!'. But when the month is over, twitter will drop them faster than a hot frying pan and move on to month's white boy.

Trish: "Hey, who was twitter's white boy of the month in August?"

Loren: "It was Noah centipede."

by #1 bish January 5, 2019

No Deer For A Month

When you are told to do something, but actually have no intention of doing it.

Marge: I want you to give up beer for a month.
Homer: You got it. No deer for a month.

by royalmike January 2, 2009