Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.
That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.
by Smythe November 1, 2003
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N. A person who is nerdy enough to have broken his glasses and tried to fix it with the magic of scotch tape... unsuccessfully.

ADJ. A very nerdy bookworm.

V. To "Monacle Boy" means to tape your glasses with scotch tape and proceeded to pretend as if nothing was wrong with them.
Jared Lorraine can also be referred to as a MONACLE BOY as he has broken his glasses.

Ali D'Albizzle claims that MONACLE BOY is a loser.

Kristen Stewart (Not Bella from Twilight) says that you need to MONACLE BOY in school.
by Ozian April 2, 2009
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Then singular version of Irish Sunglasses; aka, a drunken black eye; aka, the drunken pirate; aka, wedding night tattoo...
Erik, "Hey what happened to Sarah, she looks rough?"

Chris, "Yeah she spilled nail polish remover on my coffee table, so I gave her an Irish Monacle."
by Edgar666 November 14, 2009
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a sexual position in which a girl puts caviar (something somone with a monacle might eat) in to her mouth and then performs oral sex on a male
Damn Stacy would try anything...even the Monacle.
by JoepaP January 18, 2007
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