momenting

Having a moment with someone, usually a close brah.

Where did Chris and Zach go?
Oh, they're momenting after finding out they're Eskimo brothers.

by The Synatwists September 18, 2012

Momentise

Live in the moment

I have a rain day today so I'm going to momentise on the one and see what happens.

by G Morwong April 18, 2019

bruhtticus momenticus

The most powerful version of the bruh moment.

My friend: It really do be like that sometimes.
Me: This really is a bruhtticus momenticus

by Bean Yoda May 22, 2019

A Momentary Lapse of Penis

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.

Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

by nearly civilized February 18, 2010

momentamum

momentum for the moment

the chargers need to build some momentamum if they wanna beat the patriots

by p-helps January 20, 2008

Momentivation

When momentum towards a goal results in additional motivation.

When I saw a vein in my left bicep after weeks of working out and eating well, the momentivation inspired me to continue my training and eating.

by Jessica Hendrix May 29, 2008

Momentary Emotion

Emotion that turn on and off in a matter of moments.

Also works with hate, love, and sad.

This must be Momentary Emotion if I hate now but in a few seconds I like you but then change back to hate you again.

I love this car, I hate this car, but I really love this car, but I really hate this car.

by PYROxSYCO January 2, 2010