Modernally

The opposite of traditionally.
"Traditionally, Grog is a mix of rum and water, but Modernally it's a mix of rum, hot water and spices."
by Angulique June 07, 2007
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modernism

It is an over theorised term used to describe a very old fashioned art movement.
I occured from around 1850 to 1950. Impressionism, cubism, fauvism, and realism are examples of modernism.
Modernism was replaced by postmodernism - Which one can not even talk about in a dictionary.
I still don't understand what exactly "modernism" means - it happened over a hundred years ago.
by hildegard January 22, 2008
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Modernicity

All things 'modern' i.e anything that came after your childhood
Snickers? - its a Marathon! You don't surely, have email, love hearts? whats with the flavored condoms... OMG - Damn this Modernicity!

A defining attribute that all people over 25 engage in.
by Noj77 August 11, 2010
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modernity

A repeated and random word that a bastard uses in a lecture due to the lack of knowledge of the subject.
Blah blah blah blah Modernity Blah blah blah Modernity
by MAAD February 12, 2014
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Modernizer

Someone who makes something modern or into a trend.
That guy is quite the modernizer, huh.
by lachflip December 15, 2019
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modern love

Mediocre love, love in this "decade" or century"
How David Bowie sings it, " I don't believe in modern love" because basically humans suck these days cause society has molded them to not know what true love is
by Mindv3rmatt3rs April 04, 2016
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Modern Football

A term used the describe the negative aspects of (association) football as it stands today.

Specifically, Modern Football refers to:

- rip-off ticket prices and merchandise
- all seater stadia
- over-zealous policing and stewarding of football crowds
- players being traded like merchandise
- games being played at non traditional times

- teams changing places (see MK Dongs)
- foreign club owners who know sod all about anything
- the stupid amounts of money involved in the sport generally

What this means is that real, passionate fans are priced out from watching their own teams, and are replaced by corporate wankers who turn football grounds into soulless libraries. The few true fans who still go to matches are treated like scum by stewards and police.

With this much money involved the powers that be (FIFA, UEFA etc) are extremely corrupt, and are open to bribes; either money or sexual favours.

There are however, those who resist...

In Europe, lively, colourful and rowdy supporters known as Ultras are committed to fighting modern football. They are very organised and powerful; to the point, in some cases that they effectively run the club.

In other instances, disgusted fans have broken away to form their own club. For example:

FC United of Manchester from Manchester United
AFC Wimbledon from MK Dons
SV Austria Salzburg from FC Red Bull Salzburg

Football is ours, it's time to take it back.
Against Modern Football!
ACAB!
by skankmaestro January 24, 2011
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