Midlife crisis

When a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool

I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger.

by Ionlyspeakthetruth90 November 9, 2018

midlife crisis

"When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons

"A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons

by logitechamerica June 20, 2007

I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

midlife homosexual

A previously heterosexual acting person who reaches midlife and finally embraces the fact he or she is truly a homosexual.

After twenty years of living in a socially expected marriage Henry announced that he was in fact a midlife homosexual and divorced his wife to pursue his previously denied nature.

by lllibertine May 30, 2009

midlife crisis

The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.

He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary.

by Dudette March 23, 2005

Midlife Crisis

A time in every true bros life. It is a last ditch effort to remember their roots and return to the true acts of brotholicism.

guy 1: My dad's going through his midlife crisis
guy 2: How do you know?
guy 1: Well, he jumped out of a plane at 15,000 feet, been hitting bars every night, bought a motorcycle, bought a drumset and guitar which he cant play, and I'm pretty sure he's having sex with my girlfriend.
guy 2: He is indeed a true bro

by DERPdaDERPdaDERPdaDERP.......2 April 25, 2011

midlifecrisismobile

Like the penismobile. An expensive sportscar, often a convertible, bought by middle-aged businessmen going through their midlife crises and want to feel young again, completely unaware that they look like morons.

Never drive a convertible if you are graying or balding, or it is automatically a midlifecrisismobile.

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003