by nopronounbullshit November 21, 2018
An extremely long drum solo by Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham. The best drum work ever, hands-down.
by bonzorocks May 22, 2004
When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"
by SamAmy October 15, 2008
When a man masturbates in a body of water (hot-tub, pool, lake) just as he is about to ejaculate he sticks only his dick-head out of the water and the spurts of jism look like a whale spouting water while surfacing.
I was in the hotel pool and pulled The Moby Dick but there were no towels around to clean up. I hope the chlorine is strong.
by Bewls Rules June 04, 2010
You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 18, 2020
The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale
by Moby dicking August 15, 2015
When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.
by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019