by nopronounbullshit November 21, 2018

An extremely long drum solo by Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham. The best drum work ever, hands-down.
by bonzorocks May 21, 2004

When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"
by SamAmy February 19, 2009

When a man masturbates in a body of water (hot-tub, pool, lake) just as he is about to ejaculate he sticks only his dick-head out of the water and the spurts of jism look like a whale spouting water while surfacing.
I was in the hotel pool and pulled The Moby Dick but there were no towels around to clean up. I hope the chlorine is strong.
by Bewls Rules June 4, 2010

You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 17, 2020

When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.
by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019

The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale
by Moby dicking September 22, 2015
