missionary hip

Pain in the hip due to too much sex. Tennis elbow of the hip.

I better switch positions before I get missionary hip.

by dampmark February 8, 2008

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consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into

Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

by mr.snruB October 8, 2010

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vatican missionary

It is a pretty obscene sex move. It's kind of up there with like, the Cleveland Steamer, the Jersey Turnpike, the Chicago Fire, the North Dakota Plains Walker, and of course the New England coral bleach.

Last night we tried the Vatican Missionary position.

"You're in the perfect position to help her. The missionary position"

by SaratheWinner September 14, 2017

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missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.

She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.

by Jake March 23, 2004