Mischa Barton

Hot actress from O.C, property of Jordan Borenstein

A guy got arrested for trying to touch Mischa Barton.

by MiBarlvr April 25, 2005

mischa barton

a slutty girl who thinks she's pretty

oh, she's acting like mischa again

by Tannie March 31, 2005

mischa barton

An ugly, non talent girl, who looks like a forty year old woman, and sounds like a man.

"Wow, that forty two year old smoking waste looks and sounds like Mischa Barton!"

by Lindsay_Lou July 16, 2006

mischa barton diet

Snorting a line of cocaine off of a penis before performing oral sex.

Wow, that girl just did the Mischa Barton diet in the back of the club!

by MeSoCorny July 03, 2008

Mischa Barton

A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.

James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.

Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?

James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.

by Professor Butthurt April 17, 2024