Minkus
A Minkus is a very small, tan organism that has a unique skill set still to be discovered. The Minkus does not interact well with motor vehicles and has no ability to work on or operate them, some say cars are a Minkus' primary predator along with bigger stronger organisms that tend to "haze" the smaller more docile minkus. Strangely enough the Minkus idolizes the professional wrestler Triple H and tends to immolate his actions.
The Minkus has a very interesting reproductive cycle with an extremely short gestation period, this short gestation period allows the Minkus to birth numerous offspring annually which helps the species survive because over 80% percent die within the first 2 weeks after birth. The Minkus carries its offspring much like a marsupial in a pouch but strangely it also warms the Minklets at night like a mother hen does with it's chicks.
A Minkus is a very small, tan organism that has a unique skill set still to be discovered. The Minkus does not interact well with motor vehicles and has no ability to work on or operate them, some say cars are a Minkus' primary predator along with bigger stronger organisms that tend to "haze" the smaller more docile minkus. Strangely enough the Minkus idolizes the professional wrestler Triple H and tends to immolate his actions.
The Minkus has a very interesting reproductive cycle with an extremely short gestation period, this short gestation period allows the Minkus to birth numerous offspring annually which helps the species survive because over 80% percent die within the first 2 weeks after birth. The Minkus carries its offspring much like a marsupial in a pouch but strangely it also warms the Minklets at night like a mother hen does with it's chicks.
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Jane! You little minkus draconium, how could you possibly be happy sitting there in a puddle of mudd, eating icecream and lettuce, wearing that polkadotted hat ??
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A malfunction/birth defect in the brain that causes one to invision themselves in a crashing space craft in a far away galexy and also causes one to have no genitals. This malfunction/birth defect is uncurable and has no treatment so in other words your fucking skrewed. If you or a friend has this malfunction/birth defect, please call your local doctor and make sure its not affecting you sex life as it may cause you to have no penis or vagina. Be sure to ask for a pot perscription as it may just make your life easier or dont and just deal with yo shit.
Dude! You didnt hear? She got kicked out of school because she has Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus!! :O
Chick comes out of Star Trek: Can you please help me? I think i have Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus?
Chick comes out of Star Trek: Can you please help me? I think i have Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus?
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To be cock blocked by a man who never stood a chance at closing the deal, but in his own head thinks he had a shot.
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