minimum rage

A state of anger brought on by being underpaid.

I just found out my salary is 20% below market. I've got some serious minimum rage.

by Justice Walker April 13, 2008

Minimumlism

Noun

When you don't have money but try to keep up with other people

Buying the lowest graded diamond just to flex with other peers that" It's real diamond" is an action of minimumlism.

by Milky Seal November 16, 2021

minimum wage

A highly visible tattoo or piercing, usually located on the neck or hands. Also applies to excessive facial piercings or large gauge ear piercings.

-Props to Oeler for this one-

Dude, go check out the minimum wage on that guy cleaning the bathroom!

or

Because of the minimum wage he got in college, Joe was never able to find a job paying more than seven dollars an hour.

by Wolfeman April 30, 2008

Minimum wage rage

'Minimum wage rage' refers to the amount of hostility perpetrated by lowly paid, disgruntled employees, seeking to redress the balance at work. They may use various means, overt or covert, to accomplish their goal.

Tesco employee #1: 'God I hate this crappy job! I work my ass off and for what? The national ruddy minimum wage, that's what!'
Tesco employee #2: 'Look, I know you feel shit. Employees around the country are now carrying out minimum wage rage. Why don't you punch the regional manager's face in? You'll feel much better!'
Tesco employee #1: 'naw...I'll just nick a load of razors out the stock room, and stick 'em on eBay.'

by BobbyStranger October 26, 2014

maximize the minimum

it's how you describe somebody that works hard at doing as little work as possible

You see that guy over there maximizing the minimum.

It's Friday afternoon and it's time to maximize the minimum until I go home from work.

by turbotbird86 May 11, 2011

Minimum wages

The thing that Mcdonalds courperation gives to Mcdonalds emplyees

Josh was going to work at Mcdonalds but was told to work at a sweat shop if he wanted more than Minimum wages

by Meerkat123 May 2, 2008

Bare minimum bitch

When you don't prioritize someone (usually someone you're dating) and/or their needs, so they become your bare minimum bitch because they're accepting the bare minimum from you.

Todd: Sorry I didn't text you back for 5 days, I was doing random shit for a few days lol

Taylor: Nuh uh, get the hell outta here with that BS. I ain't no bare minimum bitch!

by conecreame October 27, 2019