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National Miller Lite Day

May 19th always has been and always will be National Miller Lite Day
Hey pussy, are you drinking BUSCH?! WHAT THE FUCK!! ITS NATIONAL MILLER LITE DAY BITCH!
by The Miller Maestro May 19, 2020
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Miller Genuine Draft

Miller Genuine Draft. My favorite beer hands down. It is one of the most prestigeous beers made in the USA and in the world for that matter.

When I get to the bottom of a Labatt Blue or a Coors, the last inch of the bottle is like drinking skunk juice. But when I finish off the last sip of an MGD, I taste but a sweet sweet necter.

Amen
Bartender: What will it be son.

Son: Well sir i'm a human being so anything less than a Miller Genuine Draft should be served to my dog.
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Dave Miller

The gay purple eggplant
The kiddie strangler
The guy who said: Hey kids, i'm gonna strangle ya with a string of sausages, i'm so fuckin creative.
Person 1: Dave Miller
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: DAVE MILLER
by SSteriotypical February 8, 2022
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david miller

david raymond miller is the American born mayor of toronto, the biggest city in Canada. He's known to be a hypocrite for efforts to slash police funding while campaigning on a law and order platform. His communist hoplophobic views are apparent in his repeated calls for handgun bans. His insanity prevents him from realizing that previous repeated banning of inanimate objects fail to prevent them from being used by criminals.
If david miller thinks banning handguns will prevent criminals from using them, he must believe there is no narcotics problem in toronto. Narcotics have been banned for decades, yet criminals traffic them like they were going out of style.

david miller claims half of all guns used in toronto crimes originated from the US, but can't provide proof of this claim. Police admit they can't trace the origins of 60% of these guns. Does david's insanity come with clairvoyance?
by Eddy January 17, 2008
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Dave Miller

A cute eggplant boy who likes an orange named Jack
Did you hear about Dave Miller? Man smells just like he looks.
by TrashNomad October 5, 2019
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dennis miller ratio

A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.

A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
by paynbow April 25, 2006
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Dusty Miller

A sexual act where one partner empties a can or bottle of Miller Genuine Draft onto their partner mid-coitus then rips open a vacuum bag and dumps that onto their lover. Commonly yelling DUSTY MILLER immediately after.
I Dusty Millered my girlfriend last night. She thought it was hilarious.
by Lanny Del Rey June 26, 2012
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