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Milkshake

Jerking off with cum as your lube.
by Pp poopoo man March 1, 2021
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Milkshake

When 2 or more people jizz in their hand and proceed to shake the other's hand with jizz still intact on the other's hand.
Me and John gave each other a milkshake after a good circle jerk
by JordanThaMan7 October 11, 2017
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Milkshake

Would you people shut the hell up about that milkshake song!? You've mentioned it *counts* 9 TIMES, I think we get it. Sillies, a milkshake is a tasty treat you get by mixing ice cream with milk..or something. Yummers!
by Tifa November 24, 2003
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Milkshake

yo all r really stupid...

a girl's milkshake.. is "the way she carries her shit".. her walk, her ass, her body, whatever makes her hott.... her "stuff
by boombasticbitch November 26, 2003
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Milkshake

1. A girl's body; the way she carries it.
2. An actually good drink if your a non-song human.
3. A somwhat cheesy song by Kelis.
1. Damn, that girl has a good milkshake.
2. This new milkshake that came out at the store was really delicious.
3. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their right, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours.
by MakerOfMemes June 12, 2017
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Milkshake

A BLOWJOB!!!!!!!!
Fellatio Head
That's it!, Just another word for a BJ!

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**BEST EXPLAINATION**
Made popular by some whiny slut on the "stupid box" (TV).
It is a conversation between Kelis (Proud slut) and wanna-be sluts.

"My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
- My Blowjobs are so good, all the guys want one from me.

"And they're like, it's better than yours."
- And the guys say, the way I (Kelis) suck a dick, is better than how you (wanna-be sluts) can suck a dick.

"Damn right it's better than yours"
- Of course I can suck a dick, I'm a Top Slut!!

"I could teach you, But I have to charge"
- I 'll tell you how, but you'll owe me FOREVER! (See Andy Dick in Old School for proper reference to BJ classes)

"I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys"
- OK ready? First place penis head in mouth, Don't forget to gently massage the Ballz, they love that.

"It can't be bought
Just the thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart"
- Some may imitate me, but the guys know how much better their balls are in my mouf! So, pay attention!
by Jonny Unitas October 2, 2007
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Milkshake

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I wind
I think it's time
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 21, 2020
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