Milk Before Cereal

A unique way to eat cereal invented by Lil Ignorant. Simply pour the milk before you pour the cereal then enjoy. Lil ignorant recommends you choose the cereal with the most sugar because he says it’s healthier for you.

I just recorded myself pouring the milk before cereal just like lil Ignorant now I’m going to be an a intelligent A+ student just like him.

by Dr. Seuss Jr. October 01, 2020

Milk before cereal

A trend started by Lil ignorant. It’s the right way to prepare cereal. It is as simple as pouring milk in a bowl before pouring the sugariest cereal u can find.

Person 1: Yo did u see ignorants story? He poured the milk before cereal.

Person 2: Yea I just seen it, I’m about to record me doing it too and I’m going to tag him so he can see.

by Debra Johnson inc September 15, 2020

milk before cereal

simply adding milk into the bowl before cereal.

Want some milk before cereal, I'm too lazy to make food.

by Milk before Cereal January 16, 2018

Milk before cereal

The way lunatics from New Jersey think is the proper cereal etiquette

"Did you hear that lunatic Cal-dog does milk before cereal?"

by Wolfpack614 October 30, 2022

milk in cereal first

If you do this you are a faggot and don't deserve to live on this Earth.

Do you pour the milk in cereal first or the cereal second

by AnimeTitties6969 May 09, 2019

Milk in the cereal bowl

When you ejaculate into either your, or anothers bellybutton

She thought I was giving her a creampie but I pulled the ol'e milk in the cereal bowl on her.

by Turtlerod69 May 21, 2019

Milk after the cereal

This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.

Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after

the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal

by Hadley Hatchosvcka April 04, 2018