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I Am The Milkman

Commonly used by people who are milkmen
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!
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milkman

Looks like the brotha's bringing home the milk again... hes a milkman...
by BlackRose December 23, 2003
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one eyed milkman

A man's weehole at the end of his penis, out of which also 'the milkman' delivers 'the cream', but only if he feels like it.
Percy showed Doris his one eyed milkman. She liked it because she had ordered double cream. She loves to swallow.
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milf man

Let's hit up milf man later.
by bazeballboy5757 June 23, 2009
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Dirty Milkman

Giving a bj to someone who has a cookie in his ass. After the "milkman" delivers the "milk" (jizz) he pops the ass cookie into the milker's mouth and yells DING DONG SPECIAL DELIVERY!
Hey, baby. I be your Dirty Milkman. I got a cookie for ya if you can help me make some milk.
by D'Bickashaw O'Shaghennessey December 17, 2013
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The Shady Milkman

"The Shady MilkMan": Is the man that is taking care of your Wife (or Girlfriend) while you are overseas. While he is taking care of her she is taking care of him with all of the money that you have earned from the ( Enter any Military Service here, except the Coast Guard). The shady Milk Man has often been referred to as a "Smooth Operator", " Jody", "Slick Willy", "Bad Motor Scooter", "Sancho", and "Tyrone".
Preach: So did you hear about my wife Brittani?

Money: Yeah I hear she got knocked up by "The Shady Milkman" while you were gone!
by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010
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Milkman's Daughter

When a female and her siblings are compared and she looks nothing like any of them, she is said to be the milkman's daughter insinuating her mother had an affair with the milkman and she was the resulting offspring.
Cindy is tall and blonde and her sisters are average and brunette, so she must be the milkman's daughter.
by disequillibrium October 18, 2008
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