Midland, Tx

A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.

A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.

by I made it out... January 8, 2009

midland valley high school

this school is ASS. the school is full of country ass man whores who will do anything to get their 2 inch cocks in anyone. most of them vape in the nasty ass bathrooms which are INFESTED with roaches and rats. two people had sex in the new bathrooms, this school has multiple bomb threats every month and fights every week (mostly ghetto white girls) aka my cousin but i digress. this school is known for their ass football team but their MARCHING BAND???? even though they never get anything, they still good. this one teacher (name who will not be said) is ass. these ugly ass freshman comin from LBC are so musty

person 1: i love midland valley high school so much
person 2: no tf u don’t.
person 1: yes i do!
person 2: manwhore

person 3: i go to nahs its sm better

by theactualbootysniffer696969 December 20, 2022

Midland 2Step

Following the completion of some "extra curricular" activity which ultimately prevents the "mark" from doing anything meaningful with their lives; the 'Maestro' of the "Midland 2Step" slides out of bed, moving majestically towards the window, the 'Maestro' then wipes his penis on the curtains, before exiting the window and taking off into the night.

Maestro: With all the grace of a one legged Swan, I busted out the "Midland 2Step" and I was out of there like a local with a Dole cheque.

by SixOH5ive6 July 3, 2010

Midland traino

Noun.

A place where boongs hang out and scab money, whilst dodging transit guards.

A bus/Trainstation run by a reputable company called Transperth

Dude 1 "Hey are you catching the bus to the Midland traino?"

Dude 2 Nah, I'm too scared i'll get mugged".

Dude 1 "let's drive instead".

by BMX head December 9, 2008

Midland, TX

Too far from decency. An island without the ocean. Sand storms instead of rain storms. Slow minds (possibly because of the water) Would drive more than five hours to go back home (to decency) once a month.

Husband: What do you think about moving to "Midland, TX"?

Wife: I don't. Not at all.

by kay10 October 18, 2011

Midland Park

A 1.6 sq mile town in Bergen County New Jersey. Located about 18 miles North West of New York City many of its residents commute there daily, although a good deal are locally employed. It is bordered to the West by Wyckoff, to the North by Waldwick and to the South and East by Ridgewood. No freeway style road runs through Midland Park which is a unique characteristic compared to other towns in the area.

Yo I'm not going to the 7-11 in Midland Park because it's shady.

by James Q June 27, 2005

Midland Park

A small 1.6 square mile town in Bergan County that is surrounded by Wyckoff and other larger towns. Midland park has 1 high school, which is a combination of a high school and a middle school. Midland Park High School has a average graduating class of only 70 to 80 students, but is known for it's regerous teaching and scoring system which is more difficult than most other schools in NJ. The high school has a small but very good marching band and the football team, the Panthers, has recently merged with Waldwick, Midland Parks biggest rival. In Midland Park, there is a 7-11, a BurgerKing, a Wendys, a GameStop, and good size shopping center, all within walking distance of anywhere in town. Midland Park is a great little, quaint town, out of the way of all of the hustle of bigger towns, but with the feeling of always metting something new.

Let's go to Morning Glory and buy some fart bags!

Stemple is the worst teacher in the high school.

Let's go down the street to Ridgewood and see Snakes on a Plane!

Midland Park owns!

by KingKoopa1226 September 10, 2006