A so called region of England that people from Birmingham and the surrounding areas seem to think exists, though everyone knows that the only reason they claim this mythical land to be real is they do not want to be classified as 'northern'.
Londoner: So where in the UK are you from?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?
by Yo Yo Yo 456679 March 09, 2021
The Midlands -
1. A fictional place in Britain because no one knows where it really starts or finishes.
2. Re-named to Birmingham to disguise its poor identity and reputation. This didn't work
1. A fictional place in Britain because no one knows where it really starts or finishes.
2. Re-named to Birmingham to disguise its poor identity and reputation. This didn't work
by Nutter_Systems August 09, 2005
The UK's purgatory. Sweet F all actually happens there and it is home to one of the most irritating accents in the British Isles. Worse than hell because at least hell has pain, the midlands have no emotion, style or climate. The midlands are inhabited by a group of Southern wannabes who hate the North due to jealousy of it's beauty and the South due to jealousy of it's food.
When I'm king, I'm gonna build a bridge over the midlands so the North and South of England can visit each other undisturbed.
When I'm king, I'm gonna build a bridge over the midlands so the North and South of England can visit each other undisturbed.
by Bingleberries August 30, 2010
by pbb003800 March 23, 2011
A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.
A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.
by I made it out... January 09, 2009
Following the completion of some "extra curricular" activity which ultimately prevents the "mark" from doing anything meaningful with their lives; the 'Maestro' of the "Midland 2Step" slides out of bed, moving majestically towards the window, the 'Maestro' then wipes his penis on the curtains, before exiting the window and taking off into the night.
Maestro: With all the grace of a one legged Swan, I busted out the "Midland 2Step" and I was out of there like a local with a Dole cheque.
by SixOH5ive6 June 29, 2010